10 Best Nursing Memes To Help You Survive Your Shift
If you are stuck inside working inside and can’t enjoy the beautiful summer weather in your neck of the woods, we’ve got the perfect solution to cure your day shift blues (Hint: It’s nursing memes). 1. If you could not pause for that long, that’d be great. – via Reddit user meg090 2. Who knew nursing was going to be this hard? – via Reddit user Drake_Pancake 3. “When I ask a 70-year-old patient if they have any pain and they tell me about their high school football career.” – via Reddit user starstuff89 4. Sure, safe ratios are nice, but have you heard of money? 5. On a scale of Vermeer to Dali, we’re feeling a bit Rembrandt. 6. “When my patient has 20 allergies listed.” -via Reddit user 711smoresicecream 7. “When my patient wants to leave AMA.” via Reddit user D5HalfNormal 8. We’re going to guess the manual on the right is used much more than the left. 9. “We’re going to be short staffed tomorrow. I can feel it.” 10. Excuse me while I go throw up outside.
Top 5 Tips To Properly Celebrate National Flip Flop Day
It’s time to kick off those weathered, non-slip Dansko clogs and let your toes hang loose, healthcare travelers. National Flip Flop Day is here, and since we’re headed for a sunny weekend according to national forecasts, there’s no better time to slip into a pair of slides and hit the beach. That said, National Flip Flop Day is a very serious and formal occasion, and it’s important to be tasteful when celebrating everyone’s favorite low-key sandal option. To that end, we’ve compiled an exhaustive list of do’s and don’t’s to help you properly enjoy the holiday. 1. Do: Wear them to the beach, pool or on a boat Don’t: Wear them with socks 2. Do: Wear all kinds of different styles Don’t: Wear any that look like this. Ever. 3. Do: Use some DIY to keep your favorite pair in working condition Don’t: Try to make them from scratch 4. Do: Use them scare off predators via GIPHY Don’t: Throw them at people. That’s just rude. via GIPHY 5. Do: Cherish your flip flops above everything else No! This is my flip flop! Don’t: Take out your frustrations on your flip flops via GIPHY
Score Sweet Deals On National Wine Day
National Wine Day falls on Friday this year, right before Memorial Day Weekend. and we can think of no better way for work-weary travel nurses to celebrate than kicking back and sampling a nice glass of pinot noir. National Wine Day has unclear historical connotations but is intended to celebrate all things wine by popping bottles, tapping kegs and generally enjoying all things wine. Not to be confused with National Wine Drinking Day in February, which is meant to bring awareness to wine’s historical importance in human history and profess its health benefits. We did some digging and found a few ways you can save a bit of cash during the festivities—so that you can spend it on more wine, of course. Head to Whole Foods for wine discounts Whole Foods Market has offered discounts on select wines throughout the month, but on Friday they plan to knock 20 percent of all rosé wines in participating stores, according to a recent press release. Just make sure you buy enough to share. Follow #NationalWineDay on Twitter Twitter users sharing wine memes will reach critical mass on Friday, but among the onslaught of gifs and sassy e-cards, you can find some great deals. Local vineyards, wineries, bars and other business that distribute your favorite grape-based alcoholic beverage will be sure to tweet out details on discounts, special events and more. You can view all the #NationalWineDay tweets as the reach the Twitter-verse below. #NationalWineDay Tweets Wine and dine at Texas de Brazil The national chain famous for traditional Brazilian churrasco cooking is offering $5 glasses of their brand’s private label Chilean wines to celebrate National Wine Day, in participating locations. Check the Texas de Brazil website to find a location near you. Find a tasting event at a local winery Tasting events are a great way to try new, exciting wines, and you don’t have to be a connoisseur to enjoy the experience. If you can’t find a winery near you through Google, don’t fret. Wine-searcher.com has a full list of wine producers in the U.S., which you can find by clicking here.