1. Ah yes, because the doctor can easily do it better, right? #nurseproblems
2. Off the clock = No one bother me for at least 24 hours.
3. Those times when you just have to say #byefelicia
4. No, really. Go ahead and Google “c diff” for us. We’ll wait.
5. The next time you press that call button I’m coming in here with a hazmat suit.
6. …What do you mean, “another test?”
7. “What’s the ratio of USD to Shift Bucks?”
8. Oh thank goodness, I don’t have to do more stuff.
9. Nurse Team, ASSEMBLE!!